
This site is dedicated to all the engineers who are struggling to use lasers in commercial designs and constantly having problems with this so called "mature technology". Solid State, Krypton, Diode, Ion, HeNe - it doesn't matter. None seem to actually work over the long haul in demanding commercial applications. Below please find some of our favorite quotes.

"There's no such thing as a good laser!"
"Hi, my name is ______ and I have a laser problem...."
"Diode lasers are so darned static sensitive that if you just look at them sideways they zip out."
"No matter how bad they are now, they'll only get worse...."
"Lasers Happen!"
"Bad Lasers - good name for a band!"
"Fixing lasers is like playing Whack-A-Mole!"
"#E#$$^&%$ Green Lasers!"
"Warranty? What warranty!?"
"I think I can best your web site of badlasers.com with deadlasers.com. Yes I have my share of a different variety of dead lasers."
